12:19 a.m. - 2004-09-28
No BUN IN DA OVEN!
I repeat:
THERE IS *NO* BUN IN DA OVEN!!!
Yes...my period is long overdue (31 days today...Tuesday..., when my average runs 24 days. 26 is a stretch and 22-23 is not unusual), but there is NO BUN IN DA OVEN!
Being paranoid, I went and purchased an EPT digital funkaroo pregnancy test with all the bells and whistles and it came up negative...whew...damn, last time I took a pregnancy test, they weren't digital. It was kind of fun.
:::collective sigh of relief:::
To my male readers...sorry to bore you with girl stuff.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
